Rowan Branch

A caucasian male who fucks dogs and eats their tight little pussys.

Rowan Branch fucked my dog until it died.

by efeiihjrjet December 17, 2018

branch

can be used to describe a person who is thin but not as thin as someone who is a twig. This person has a particularly small butt/small tits.

I'm a twig.
Nah man you're more of a branch.

by rainy220 February 16, 2021

Branch

$10,000

I have a branch in my pocket

by Deep Dish May 28, 2018

branch

when something is really cool or good. something that fills you with excitement. it is a positive word

your outfit is so branch.

"I got a 95 on my test." omg branch

by Charlotte Victoria Adelaide October 19, 2021

Pussy-Branching

A man that has a relationship with a woman, but is always looking to up his situation with another woman.

Mark is pussy-branching is way to a new car!

by Seasoned monkey brancher April 1, 2024

Tree branching

When you’re having a conversation or telling a story and get off topic.

I keep tree branching and forgot what I wanted to say.

by Choxy January 19, 2025

Poo Branch

A big log of poo that fell out of someone's bum. People are known to swing from them from time to time.

*man doing poo squawks* "Aaah! What a relief to squeeze that beauty out.

Now it's time to get my hands dirty...

Boy do I love a poo branch"

by Rajjan Schmitzel June 13, 2023