Bored

What you are if you are looking up this. Get off this website and do something productive! Go outside! Do the homework that you intend on "forgetting" to do! Or, if it's past 2 o clock in the morning, go to sleep! Just do something goshdarnit!

Johnny was extremely bored, so he looked up bored on Urban Dictionary and found this definition, so he got off of the computer and did something productive. Just kidding, he continued looking up random words on this website, as you are probably going to do.

by Undeadguy77 October 14, 2011

getting your bore punched

1.Sticking a cleaning rod down the barrel of a rifle.

2.Getting tested for chlamydia, which involves a q-tip in your pisshole.

drill instructor: you nasty recruits better remember to punch the bores on your nasty fucking rifles.

Dude, after that Guatemalan hooker, I think I you're gonna be getting your bore punched.

by tyII October 4, 2006

Bored cop syndrom

When members of the police force in a small town where nothing usually happens anyway, have nothing to do during the winter months, and look for small offences comitted that they would normally look past, such as loitering, smoking within 20 feet of the entrance of a building, spitting gum out in a parking lot, ect. Basically playing the roll of a mall cop, with a "stop or I'll say 'stop' again" attitude.

Dude, this cop saw me smoking, and actually got out of his car to search me, and do a background search on me, and of course check my ID to verrify that I'm really 18.

What a dick dude, I fucking hate Lakeside Arizona, the police all have bored cop syndrome

by Jamesulous ceazar January 8, 2010

bored progression

n. The process by which one ends up browsing various Wikipedia articles or Youtube videos that are of little or no interest but seemed like they might be interesting at the time. It's likely you'll end up on something totally irrelevant and forget what you were supposed to be doing.

Clearly, the expression is a pun on the musical term "chord progression".

My assignment was on the European Union but after a bored progression I ended up learning about flying lizards

by icyheights December 21, 2010

Bored Noting

Bored Noting is when a person will randomly write a note about nothing at all out of boredem. The note will usely end up being longer then a full notebook page with normal size print just talking about how bored you are. 9 times out of 10, the note will be very stupid and wont even be givin to anyone.

I was so bored last night I ended up bored noting five diffrent people... I still have the notes in my bookbag.

by Bored Out Of Her Mind September 28, 2011

Bored

Probably you, since you looked this up.

"Mom, can I watch some TV? I'm bored."
"I'm studying for my history test. I'm so bored!"

by Zapzing November 12, 2012

Bored crush

A bored crush is a crush that you find in a time of boredom. You generally have controversial feelings towards them. These feelings often change from time to time regularly.

Mariah: So, Shakira. Do you still like the guy with the curls?
Shakira: No
3 hours later...
Shakira: Hey, Mariah you know that guy with the curls... Yeah I like him.
Mariah: ugh you must have a bored crush.

by Mongarong May 16, 2017