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cock blocker

A person who tries to fuck up anouthers game.
by Stiffler November 7, 2004
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CE blocker

Any object, especially a picture of your girlfriend, used to cover up the check engine light in your car. Most people that use a CE blocker are too broke to fix their car and don't want to see that their check engine light is still on.
Duder 1: "Oh is that your girl? Damn you love the asians."

Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"

Duder 2: "For like 6 months."
by westfalia January 11, 2010
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Pastor Larry L. Booker

The most amazing man in Pentecost. He has the most brilliant blue eyes with the most endearing smile.

He looks into your soul and has the most kind heart.
"While our ushers are coming to sing..."

"What, are you going sky diving or something?"

"Have mercy!"

"And don't get me wrong folks, I'm not trying to be ugly or anything."

From the mouth of Pastor Larry L. Booker
by Won'tTakeNOForanANSWER October 16, 2008
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cock block blocker

At erikas after prom party Ashley and Phil wanted to fuck. Their friend kaitlyn didnt want them to and started to cock block phil. Then drunk Sipes came up from the basement and pulled kaitlyn away from phil and ashley so they can get to it. Sipes was the cock block blocker hookin phil up with some pussy that night.
by Sipes May 17, 2005
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beckering

To get extremely drunk in the short timespan of around 15 minutes,
usually leads to throwing up about 30 minutes later.
Alex: Where'd our bottle of Captain go?
Will: Ethan chugged it about 5 minutes ago
Alex: He's beckering today...
by Kwazinator October 31, 2011
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Bocket

This new line of workout gear comes with bockets
by LemonySnickets April 19, 2018
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Cock Blocker

a chick who interrupts another chick who is already hitting on a guy.
Janie was talking to John when Rachel grabbed him away. Cockblocking bitch!
by Anonymous May 5, 2003
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