minnesota blow job 

A sexual act out of state that never actually happened

Shut up guys I got a Minnesota blow job last year

1 year later... u totally didn't

minnesota blow job by The Fredrick wrap January 25, 2016

Kentucky blow job 

When someone buys a water wing for masturbation and realizes there is 2 so they shove one up their ass leaving only the blow hole exposed, then soliciting someone to blow it up

I was driving cross country and bought a water wing to pass the time, so happens they only come in pairs, so I shoved that bastard in my hoop and pick up a hitchhiker who had no problem completing the Kentucky blow job

Kentucky blow job by Nashville bible pusher July 14, 2016

carebear blow job 

Dressed as a care bear give the carebear stare while getting a big load on your face

The carebear blow job is the the most strangest sexual experience of my life

carebear blow job by Toriel Chilli Peppers January 16, 2018

surprise blow job

The best type of blow job. One where the man doesnt have to beg the girl because she, for whatever the reason, decides she wants to do something nice, sexy and spontaneous. Never say no to a BJ.

Man: Baby, why are you taking my pants off? I'm trying to get work done.
Woman: Just go with it.
Man: How unexpected and sexy of you.
Woman: I just wanted to give you a surprise blow job.

surprise blow job by GrassDoctor November 4, 2013

black belt blow job

A Girl who is so good at blow jobs that she would gain a black belt in the sport of nob gobbling

'betty thats wicked, you must have a black belt in the art of cum guzzling'....... i might even go as far as to say you should win a trophy for your black belt blow job. mmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!

black belt blow job by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

Emotional Blow-Job

The act of listing all the good qualities about your friendship with someone, being sure to point out all the things you love about them. Then you expect the same list in return from them and they fail to offer it.

" I just spent 20 minutes telling him how great he was, then I got nothing in return. I just sat there and gave him an emotional blow-job"

Emotional Blow-Job by ~Mimi~ December 14, 2008

Thumb Blow-Job 

When you first meet a girl and your curious if she is good at going down on you. So you ask her to give your thumb a bj.

boy: (thinking) hmm i wonder how good she is.
boy: hon, can u give me a thumb blow-job? i wanna see how good u are
girl: i might not be good at it, i havent done it in a while.
boy: idc i just wnna see how good u r
girl: ok

. . .

boy: omg ur a fucking pro . . . if only that was my dick!

Thumb Blow-Job by Nikki Co-co March 28, 2010