Bailer Lars

A Bailer Lars, is a person who always bails out, e.g. you agreed to meet some where or you planed to do something together. If a person is to be named “Bailer Lars”, it's important that he always bail out in the last minute.

40-year old virgin: “Dude, this chick just asked if we wanted to Eiffel Tower her! Damn she's so hot, but she would only do it if we were both up for it. What do you say?”
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"

Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"

by Master of Dennis March 31, 2009

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Biller Juice

A sweet drink, sometimes a tea, that is used if talking about a hillbilly.

Look at that dumb trucker, he's been drinkin' too much Biller Juice!

by ZexyZebraLover May 11, 2009

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Boiler Steaker

A boilersteaker is a beer cocktail consisting of a glass of beer and a shot of whisky,1 tequila, or vodka. The beer is either served as a chaser or is mixed with the liquor. When the beer is served as a chaser, the drink is often called simply a shot and a beer. The shot has a piece of Rib Eye in it.

Cannon - Wanna do a boilermakers? You Shoot it then Chase it... with a beer.
CB - Well you do that and I'm gonna have a Boiler Steaker.

by FoulMouthRadio January 10, 2012

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Boilers License

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman or man twice your age.

Cunt 1: Fuuucccckkkkk bruh! I just got my fucken Boilers License!
Cunt 2: Fuck really mate?!?! Does she have a hot friend?

by Cunnyfuckwit June 6, 2016

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Boilermaker

When you bang uglies with a sketchy partner who you may question to have "something" and quickly jump into a boiling hot shower to spread your nuts or labia much like the "batwing" and scorchthwm with extremely hot water and copious amounts of soap or bleach, to try and prevent the possibility of an std. - proven effective by former president Jacob Zuma of South Africa.

Holy shit, that Liberian tinder hooker was so sketch. I had to boilermaker my junk just in case. I have got to go to the pharmacy for a ciprofacin and penoscillin mix. You can never be too careful with these skit he ball proties.

by Dogcatcherdays February 10, 2019

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