Blartner

A blartner is simply a friend that is very close to you that has both the weight and skill set of the one and only Paul Blart.

Hey don't mess with my Blartner he'll kill you!

by purplelvmbo September 25, 2017

Blartacious

Drunk af

I was so blartacious at the bar that I came up with this definition blartacious.

by Marspott October 29, 2017

Bleat about the bush

Make degradory comments about a hirsuite female

I think he prefers shaved women as he will always "bleat about the bush"

by Kingcobrakenny November 23, 2017

Blertus

Someone who is the death of a party of social get together. Typically exhibits traits including those of a perriwinkle, piss knuckle and fuck knuckle. The person is generally a black hole that sucks the energy out everyone around them with nonsensical facts that has no basis in reality. They typically talk just to be part of a conversation without adding any value whatsoever. You can spot them by the uncomfortable silence that follows right after they have spoken. A really strong blertus can kill a conversation just by their presence within the general vicinity.

"We were all having a good time until Blertus spoke" - said at a social
"You are a real Blertus" - said in response to what a Blertus said

by JakBlak69 February 8, 2018

Blartifest

The uncontrollable urge for laughter. Once started, it can't be stopped.

"I told a joke and she got started on her own blartifest. She's been non-stopping laughing for half an hour."

by StarZlinger June 14, 2018

Bleardo

A beardo is person who takes there hair and puts it under there to make a fake beard

Girl : is that a beard

Girl: no its a ponytail
Bleardo is a person with a ponytail under their 👃

by Wonderful catt7800075e2🐱 June 16, 2018

Blart

A person who doesn’t know what a lot of things mean.

John: do you know what a catwalk is ?
Matt: a what ?
John: ugh you’re such a blart!

by Idk.org July 18, 2018