bork

1. (v) to display your testicles by placing them over your shaft, usually correlated with the element of surprise

-sometimes used as a threat or expression of contempt

-synonym for balkanize

1. I was just chillin on my bed when I looked up and got borked.

-Damn it Pat Wong, if you do that again I'm going to bork you!

by James Frattison June 2, 2011

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bjorkstrand

the tuffestest people carry this name. they often times love to fight and will never back down until they win. Bjorkstrands are the most brutal people to face in a fight and is widely known throughout Norway not to pick a fight with.

james: did u see Olaf beat up that guy

zach: yeah he looked like a total bjorkstrand

by olaf915 December 21, 2016

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Bjorn Gelotte

The Lead Guitarist of In Flames since 1998. What the that moron said below about Jesper being lead is wrong. Bjorn plays all the solos and lead riffs. anyway he's the best guitarist in Melodic Death Metal

Bjorn Gelotte owns you

by Zaiahownsyou February 3, 2010

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bork

1. The common sound of a doggo( See doggo)

"Yo, did you hear that big doggo's bork?"
"Yea."

by TehRealCoralSnek May 27, 2017

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Blorke

A self-absorbed, delusional, hypocrite. Or a child who truly believes in their imaginary thoughts and beliefs. Blorkes believe that the world revolves around them and are overly confident in their abilities, extremely hypocritical and are most often sore losers.

The other team was full of Blorkes, they for sure thought they'd win but when they lost they became angry and threw tantrums.

I had to babysit a Blorke last week, he wouldn't stop talking about how he was always right and knew everything.

She told me I was being too violent in the pool but later I saw her doing the same thing, she's such a Blorke.

by Muiram July 5, 2017

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