"Do you want to try out these new waterproof sheets?" "Sure, only if we play bidet tonight." "What's bidet?" "My face is the bidet and this drink is the fluid" (holds up 44oz Mt. Dew from 7-11)
by J's A's August 1, 2019
Get the Bidetmug. Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.
Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.
by Jobungus October 3, 2023
Get the american bidetmug. A poop or shit that splashes toilet bowl water onto your bootie hole crack area therefore washing off the poop.
I went to take a shit, but there was no poop in the toilet paper, the bidet shit washed me out very well.
by Moose45 March 28, 2019
Get the Bidet shitmug. You are part of a society that is bound by nobody and no toilet paper shortages. Everyone loves you and you’re the one of the coolest people to exist
Congratulations to you if you use a Bidet!
Congratulations to you if you use a Bidet!
Hey did you hear that Mark’s apart of the bidet group? That’s best thing I’ve heard in the past ten years!
by BlazeMushroom December 6, 2022
Get the Bidet Groupmug. A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.
by Geezity June 17, 2016
Get the country bidetmug. "Golden Bidet" When one party (in a sexual encounter) Urinates on another's anus to clean them after they have defecated.
by Thirty-seconds January 4, 2024
Get the Golden Bidetmug. The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.
Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.
by FkcdOffCO July 13, 2022
Get the Reverse Bidetmug.