Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician March 31, 2025

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Berni

Someone that likes taking other people's lighter or lighters.

Person 1: Damn I do sure need a lighter right now

Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine

Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?

Person 2: Well I guess that explains it

by lookitsnotjosh November 29, 2021

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Bernie

Lord of the donkeys

Pewdiepie’s pet donkey who died in battle because of that dyslexic witch.
He is also a fan of dirt

Pewdiepie: Bernie we ride to battle
Witch: im about to end this whole Finlay’s career

by Nute Gunray February 5, 2021

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A corporate and NRA owned fraud who gave us Trump once and almost did a second time. A career politician whose real views are almost as far right as Mitch McConnell. Without him, Hillary Clinton probably would've gotten two terms.

Bernie Sanders's sham revolution failed before it even started both times.

by Hillary Clinton Fan June 13, 2023

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thats pretty bernie

when you feel the burn

*burns hand by touching hot chicken wing*
"thats pretty bernie"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020

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Bernie Macking

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.

I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".

by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014

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