Beasle

Like gerbillation, but with a larger animal. A golden retriever, perhaps.

"Rumour has it that Alex beasled Jemma the other evening."

by KHD October 3, 2003

Zaphod Beeblebrox

former galatic president; cool cat who really knows where his towel is

Zaphod Beeblebrox is a knee-biter

by Tom August 1, 2004

Beasley

An astronomical body orbiting Cephari 337 that is mainly composed of processed lard. It has an orbital range of 50 AU, and is subject to many asteroid impacts (known as "migranes") caused by Valve's software engine "Source". Beasley has two moons (known as "children"), which have recently left the orbit with their "mother" to join another astronomical body, known as "Scott". Due to this break-up, Beasley has joined orbit with a degrading asteroid body known as "Army buddy's dad" in the Buckinham quadrant of the Milky Way.

Kid : Did you see Beasley last night?

Father: How the fuck could I not? It won't leave my apartment.

by Matt Wronski January 11, 2008

Beelzebub

A term used often by Puritans of the 17th and 18th century America.

Puritans also referred to Satan as Lucifer, Lord of the flies (if one could fly, they were a witch, therefore the one who lords over those who fly), Old Scratch, and some other sparingly used referrences.

by Levi February 9, 2004

Beelo

A spanish male.

Look, that guy is a beelo.

by Jmoro January 30, 2009

Beeling

A process by which an individual consumes vast quantities of milk and then settles down for a nap, no matter what their current cirumstance. (e.g. In the middle of their shift at work.)
Inspired by the actions of the one and only Milkmonster.

"Dude, I can't be bothered working any more. I'm going for a Beeling session, seeya in an hour"

"Work was boring as hell last night, so I Beeled it to pass the time"

by Cobby July 23, 2006

Beelu

A nickname for Nabeel. Often used to annoy Nabeel or compare him to a cat. Meow.

Beelu!! Come hereee, peesh peesh!!

by Hellomoti1 October 18, 2008