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I've Been Thinking 

A phrase spoken by supervisors requiring workers to complete massive amounts of changes to a task near completion.
Hey man, Boss man just walked in my office and said "I've been thinking" about our original approach to the project.

should have been a blowjob 

A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag
Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.

done been shrunk little toilet 

"done been shrunk little toilet" means that you've been caught.
"you've done been shrunk little toilet!!" "...what?" "i caught you dumbass, lol."

She's been Tango'd 

When a girl applies fake tan and then appears unnaturally orange. Often seen to be slappers/slags etc.
"cor fred - she's been tango'd"
She's been Tango'd by Inthesilence January 28, 2007

Box has been checked 

Dude 1: Man, I want to get with that honey.
Dude 2: No way man, her box has been checked.
Dude 1: For real?
Dude 2: FOR REAL.

You've been dicked 

another term to say you've been punk'd
Bill: hey robin
Robin: what?
Bill: you've been dicked
You've been dicked by wizzlars January 12, 2013