bearded wanker

When a bloke is more obsessed with his beard than fucking everything

I love playing with my beard it proper turns me on. I think I'm a bearded wanker

by Bearded wanker July 27, 2016

Beard Juice

When a liquid get stuck in your beard and is totally gross. Usually occurs after having a sip of a delicious beverage.

Me: I am so sexy please give me a kiss!
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.

by Senor Dank Nugs March 31, 2021

bearded trumpet

A male genitalia with an astonishing amount and design of pubic hair

Basically a penis with a beard

I put a pair of glasses on my bearded trumpet to make him look more lifelike and fashion forward.

by Professor Arnold Brown March 3, 2016

Giro Beard

The growth on the chin of a person who claims benifits and cant afford to shave.

"Av gt a pure giro beard man"

"Check u out wae the giro beard"

"Wish ma giro wid cum in so a can gt rid o this giro beard"

by Big bossak May 10, 2009

bearded clam

fur burger, (hold the ketchup)
camel toe,
snack crack,
snatch patch

My friend will have the usual bearded clam, and a fur burger, hold the ketchup, to go.

by jakeblues May 21, 2007

America's Beard

Mexico. That is all.

Mexico is America's beard.

by Aif January 27, 2008

Chip Beard

A strip of facial hair made from monterey artichoke cheese dip and the crumbs from the bottom of a bag of Stacy's Pita Chips. Other variations include a sweet surprise of cream cheese and cheerios.

Brad was acting like such a dick today so when he passed out drunk we gave him a chip beard.

by Mediocrity May 27, 2013