Banoner

A dyke that, when presented with sexual opportunity, passes out (due to drunkenness) before any sexual activity can be accomplished

We thought that she would be down for group sex, but she passed out on the couch instead. What a banoner.

by angelboi May 15, 2010

baloney colonic

An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.

Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."

by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014

baloneyfuck

When your girl is so loose it feels like your fucking a slice of baloney and mustard

"I want to the club last night and scored a nice baloneyfuck"
"Man dat ho a total baloneyfuck"

by Motty Seth July 15, 2014

baroned

To be kicked out, to be fired, to be let go, to be ousted.

Mo got baroned from the hockey team.

by manc October 16, 2014

bacone

Another version of bacon, but tastes completely different and better.

"Yes I would like a bacons skillet please!"

*at a breakfast restaurant*
"Hi, What would you like today?"
"Oh yes, I would like a bacone skillet!"

by Jashon980 August 8, 2015

Baconesque

Appearing like or containing personality traits of Kevin Bacon

That mullet sure makes you look Baconesque, circa "Tremors".

by GloriaEsteSuperFan July 31, 2016

baloney sandwich

Another word for Nukem Nukem's are dirty whores who meet up with each other and talk about how thankful they are for ugly people taking the jobs they don't want to do

OMG: Did you just use a Baloney sandwich in public??

Yes: i did.
OMG: Baloney sandwiches have aids go get yourself checked.
fuck.

by cuptothehandz November 18, 2016