barf burger

1. reason to call out on Monday
2. early signs of pregnancy
3. a sickening taco

After many unhealthy interactions, the morning brought Jamie a barf burger.

by Pico De Gallo September 29, 2003

barefooted

A girl or boy who is always Barefoot and always enjoys getting there bare soles dirty. Walking around Barefooted feels amazing I know because I always do it and I love it 👣

Look at the barefooted boy/girl look how dirty there feet are

by The Barefooted Boy March 9, 2017

barf bag

noun: 1. a paper bag supplied by airlines in case of air sickness.
2. a person who seems about as attractive as such an item.

1. passenger on airplane-whew, I feel sick to my stomach! I've gotta use the barf bag..........(RALPH).........man, shoulda used dramamine.....(SPEW)................
2. upset citizen-hey, barf bag! Keep yer fucking dog off my lawn and turn down that god-damned radio!!! And get a haircut!!!

by earpuller December 28, 2005

butt barf

Another name for bad diarrhea. Especially if there is a lot of it and it comes out with a lot of force, causing you to bend over and strain a lot, almost like you are dry-heaving or about to barf. But you do it out your butt instead of your mouth. Butt barfing.

Man, what is up? I heard you in the bathroom and it sounded like a waterfall in the toilet?

Uhhhhh, sorry dude... I had major butt barf. Might not want to go in there for a while.

by offya January 3, 2012

disney barf

A color scheme for a MUD or website, which uses nearly every color available, typically resulting in unreadability and/or eye strain.

I couldn't read that, it was pure disney barf.

by Draq July 15, 2006

Emo Barf

When one is overwhelmed with life, drama, issues, paranoia, etc. a person may emo barf. Emo barfing is the act of spewing all one's bitter angstiness on someone else in a torrential downpour of self wallowing.

The act of emo barfing is used to release pent up emotions as well as make everyone else within ear shot so depressed or overcome with the sudden onslaught of your crap that they too, feel as bad as the barfee or worse.

Emo barfing often occurs during periods of extreme drunkeness. It usually takes the form of unintelligable crying and sobbing where everyone present has no clue what the fuck is going on or why someone is so upset. Usually a total buzz kill, emo barfing can ruin a perfectly good day.

However if you are the one doing the emo barfing you usually feel a lot better as you have gotten rid of a lot of stress and now may watch all your friends struggle with your issues. Especially if you were emo barfing about philosophy and questioning life.

"The other day I emo barfed all over Margo. It felt so good to get all that stress out, I mean it was like a good hour of me bitching about testing and crap"

by Silver Koi October 2, 2009

mic barfing

When a singer is screaming into the mic and all it sounds like is someone vomiting. Used in many genres of music including hardcore, metal, screamo, and many others.

God. I hate all those lame "hXc" singers or whatever. You call that singing? Sounds more like mic barfing to me.

by Mertown December 8, 2007