Longer than average side burns in both length and depth on a man, so long that they can be grabbed on to by an intruder from behind to aid a buggering
by Woomers December 07, 2021
When a rapper goes through all four versus of their rap without a hook, bridge, or break. Also may refer to the length of the rap itself.
Ex. Primo's Four Course Meal - Celph Titled,
Ex. Primo's Four Course Meal - Celph Titled,
by ThatGuyInTheHoodie November 07, 2015
Apple's tech support station located in every Apple Store. Their specialties include:
- Run by minimum wage earning 18 year olds.
- Knows how to open Apple products and check the water damage indicators.
- If water damage indicators turn pink they charge you $1200 for a new motherboard and display. If not, they cannot fix the problem and they recommend you buy a new $2000 Macbook.
- Run by minimum wage earning 18 year olds.
- Knows how to open Apple products and check the water damage indicators.
- If water damage indicators turn pink they charge you $1200 for a new motherboard and display. If not, they cannot fix the problem and they recommend you buy a new $2000 Macbook.
Customer: My Iphone X’s back glass is broken can you fix it?
Genius: Sure! I’ll be right back.
Genius: Unfortunately, we have to replace the entire motherboard, charging port, and camera because we fused the back glass to it.
Customer: Huh? Why did you guys design your phones in such a stupid way?
Genius: Because fuck you that’s why. Oh, and the repair will be $500 + Tax.
Customer: Well, I can’t be seen holding a cracked Iphone in front of my 3 friends so I must have the repair.
- Genius Bar staff
Genius: Sure! I’ll be right back.
Genius: Unfortunately, we have to replace the entire motherboard, charging port, and camera because we fused the back glass to it.
Customer: Huh? Why did you guys design your phones in such a stupid way?
Genius: Because fuck you that’s why. Oh, and the repair will be $500 + Tax.
Customer: Well, I can’t be seen holding a cracked Iphone in front of my 3 friends so I must have the repair.
- Genius Bar staff
by Squag tentacles November 25, 2018
by Matt Hemlepp February 02, 2003
A women who frequents bars, tavens, and nightclubs for the singular purpose of getting laid. This is usually accomplished by sucking down free drinks from desperate losers. Whatever loser guy hits that magic number of drinks to get here completely wasted gets the prize;A worn out vaginia that resembles an old catchers mit.
by Dethphone January 02, 2010
Gentleman: "Bar Wench! Come hither! I require more inebriating substances to fuel my adventures!"
Bar Wench: "At once sir!"
Bar Wench: "At once sir!"
by Wenchabuser. June 08, 2012
The mysterious black, grody, substance that appears on skin and clothing after a good night at the bars. You could be out for 3 minutes or hours on end, but you'll end up with bar tar no matter what. Hails from Athens, GA.
Darline: "Where did this black stuff come from all over my flip flops and feet?"
Bonnie: "Darline, don't you know, that's BAR TAR."
Stephen: "Why do I have BAR TAR all over my green pants? I was only at the bars for 20 minutes. Someone would think I was waaaaasted if they saw these."
Bonnie: "Darline, don't you know, that's BAR TAR."
Stephen: "Why do I have BAR TAR all over my green pants? I was only at the bars for 20 minutes. Someone would think I was waaaaasted if they saw these."
by Ahjiggity jig jig December 12, 2006