Puerto Rican Baptism

A Puerto Rican Baptism is when a Puerto Rican jizzes onto your forehead

The woman would not swallow, so she agreed to recieve a Puerto Rican Baptism

by Greig812 February 24, 2011

Bedside Baptist

The church you go to when you decide to sleep in.

"Hey Mary did you go to church today?"
No, I took a little trip to Bedside Baptist"

by MsDghtry14 May 9, 2010

baptise

When you stick a joint in your mouth an wet it with your saliva to tighten it or keep it stuck together. It also makes it burn slower, if your using fast burning papers. Done before lighting it.

Baptise that shit dude!

by potdude123 May 14, 2005

Bart

A fun guy who gets you to drink way more than you planned to.

I was only gonna have a couple of drinks, but I got barted and drank a whole fifth of scotch.

by micklepickle November 30, 2010

baptist

The reason I have to drive 30 miles to buy liquor. Also the reason I can't buy liquor on Sundays.

I'd love to live in a city not run by Baptists so that I don't have to drive to the ghetto to buy liquor.

by floodland January 11, 2007

Iced Out Bart

That big expensive shit Gucci Mane keeps around his neck and sings about. (A skateboarding Bart Simpson.)

"I got a iced out bart where my heart at,

got multi-colored diamond clothing,
shorty it's all that."
-Gucci Mane

by candanman June 24, 2010

Bartemptress

A very fine ie. particularly aluring, female bartender.

Bartemptress, another beer please.

Kim is one hot little bartemptress>

by iam2please April 1, 2003