Bap Table

A table where all the fucked cunts go. Full of people who hoon. There usually all fucked. Especilly J1

Person 1: Oi want to go to bap table?
Person 2: No cunt I'm not fucked

by chauhfrh9wqkjfion2wqfqa August 3, 2022

Bap Bop

Extreme diarrhea

You need to go bap bop?

by Smellykitchen January 2, 2023

bap bap bap

the sound a willy makes as it slap across your face

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by emz--333 May 6, 2005

bap head

part of head usually the back side, good for hitting.

When I do or say something wrong my girlfriend baps me in my head or gives me a bap head.

by Eddie Baker August 14, 2004

Bap-Flap

The unsightly flap found between the saggy cleavage of a 40 something housewife who still thinks she can borrow her daughters clothes and look good.

Normally seen when wearing tops which open down the front without a bra.

It is indeed the camel toes unsightly cousin.

'Its bad enough with the saggy boobs, but we didnt need to see the bap-flap too!'

by Minxxy655 June 16, 2009

Bap Pig

Derived from the Latin 'Bappus Pigdogius horribilus.' A derogetory term used to describe females blessed with large robust front bumpers but in a bizzar twist of fate ended up with faces like the back end of a mangled meat truck. In certain situations the face could be reasonable but the short stubby legs, or tats on the forarm make them suitable candidates. Often overweight and seen munching on pies. Their natural habitat is dark and dingy pubs and clubs where they prey on hapless inebriated gentlemen.

'That lass you pulled in the club last night she was as rough as fuck but goodness to betsy what a crackin set, a real Bap Pig mate.'

Mariah Carey

Lisa Riley

Your mum

by Burgo May 27, 2006

Bap Smear

The act of when a man uses his penis to smear his seed across a woman's breasts, as if his seed was cream cheese and her breasts were a nice poppyseed bagel.

Yeah, that Erin! She sure enjoyed the bap smear I gave her last week!

by Scattyissues88 March 2, 2017