Balloobs

Balloobs are 2 balloons that are stuffed into someone's shirt and positioned side by side at chest level in order to resemble boobs.

That little girl is stuffing balloons up her shirt to make balloobs.

by TrigunBebopLover October 18, 2011

curdled balloon

The act of filling a water balloon with milk, waiting a few days for it to curdle, then throwing it at someone you don't like.

Joe was being a prick, so I threw a curdled balloon him the other day.

by ezbik February 18, 2009

The Hot Air Balloon

Where a man put his penis in a bee hive and proceeds to get stung then quickly shoves his penis in a females vagina and waits until it starts swelling up like a hot air balloon then yells, “up up and away!!!”

The Hot Air Balloon

“Yo dude I just Hot Air Ballooned this bitch last night, it was awesome.”

by I_love_Auschwitz69420BC January 8, 2021

Anal Balloon

This is where you insert a deflated balloon in your partner's anus and proceed to inflate it until it pops causing immediate orgasm for the receiver and feces on the face of the giver.

"I had a pile of shit on my face after the anal balloon popped in Katie's ass."

by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009

The Balloon Animal

Slang for a type of sexual act involving the unconventional use of prophylactics, performed post-coitus.

Following ejaculation into a condom, the male removes it from his penis and hands it to his partner. His partner then proceeds to inflate the condom, like a latex balloon, and tie off the end. "The Balloon Animal" occurs when the male pops the balloon in close proximity to the face of his partner. The rapid release of pressure caused by popping the condom causes the ejaculate within to be deposited, at least partially, on the face of his partner.

Also known as "Giving The Balloon", the "Friendly Giraffe", and the "Steinberg Experiment".

In conversation:
"Yo man, heard you closed some ass last night...did you give her The Balloon Animal?"

by T-3000 November 9, 2006

Balloo

n. A drink made of equal parts cream soda and scotch.

"Yo, can you make me a Balloo?"
"The Bear?"
"No, the drink."

by Brett Fuji October 21, 2008

Balloongasm

The exhilarating physical sensation one has when they come into contact with a balloon. Named such after coming across an image involving a balloon and a boy with an exhausted yet pleasured face.

At my birthday party, Steve snuck into my closet with a balloon. We found him having a balloongasm after their quickie.

by Katie, Robin, Cat May 17, 2006