no banjo

called when someones does not want to be the bitch of his friends and drive them around

No Banjo! youre driving

by ass May 13, 2005

Banjodark

all powerful male deity capable of destroying entire cities and polluting society with linkin-park style angst. Enjoys Alyson Hannigan and homosexual pornographic material.
Banjodark is also the keeper of wordTrashbear/word

The Banjodark crushed all with his iron fist before playing jenga with Trashbear

by :tbear: March 16, 2003

Banjo

to wreck, or destroy

He banjo'd his motor when he hit the tree on the bend

by wanderer September 11, 2003

Banjo

Instrument of choice for bogwoppits, inbreds, and old men.

I heard the dueling banjo music when those bogwoppits came into the store.

by Jay Plucinski February 9, 2005

Banjo

1. A device used to make folk music. An example of this is dueling banjos, the banjo song that doesn't utterly suck.

2. Specifically a video game bear with a noisy bird in his backpack.

1. I reckon I'm a gonna play this here banjer an' bang mah sistar all day 'n night huh yuck!

2. Wow. I just played banjo kazooie. It sure is a lot like Mario 64.

by Poor boy from a poor family December 14, 2003

Banjo

One of two protagonists from the Banjo-Kazooie series (the other being Kazooie, obviously). Banjo is a brown honey bear with yellow shorts and a sharktooth necklace. He wears a blue backpack in which his best friend, Kazooie the bird, resides. Though not as sharp-witted as his feathered friend, Banjo is much kinder than Kazooie (who tends to be rude), and is always eager to help others. Banjo and Kazooie work together to collect Jiggies and thwart the evil plans of the witch Gruntilda. Banjo's catchphrase is "Guh-HUH!". He has a little sister named Tooty that he and Kazooie had to rescue in the first game.

Have no fear, Banjo is here!

by AreYouAFool September 11, 2009

Banjodark

Lord of Emo, protector and keeper of the mighty TRASHBEAR (see Trashbear). Cultural Expert in the ways of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. Undeclared husband in polygmic marriage of Alysson Hannigan and Seth Green.

Banjodark played his music really loudly while contemplating his next political move.

by SL July 19, 2003