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Optical Assault

When someone meat gazes the hell out of you.
You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.

Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!
by Herbalicious September 28, 2008
mugGet the Optical Assaultmug.

Forward Assault

Is a game that got more potential than other trash mobile fps games back the day. None plays anymore too.
by Aguyplaysfa December 30, 2021
mugGet the Forward Assaultmug.

First degree verbal assault

When you flame a nigga so bad yo ass needa be incarcerated.
First degree verbal assault is a verbally heinous crime.
by theytrynaeatcrack September 26, 2021
mugGet the First degree verbal assaultmug.

Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!
Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.
by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018
mugGet the Ass Assault Aprilmug.

Sexual assault

When your having intercourse with a girl and a guy grabs your testicle.
"God dammit uncle bill wants to play the Sexual assault game again"
by The guy she worries about March 14, 2023
mugGet the Sexual assaultmug.

Tactical assault manoeuvre

An advanced form of the karma sutra for sadists.
She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!
by Luciferslube November 30, 2015
mugGet the Tactical assault manoeuvremug.

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