You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.
Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!
Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!
by Herbalicious September 28, 2008
Get the Optical Assaultmug. Is a game that got more potential than other trash mobile fps games back the day. None plays anymore too.
by Aguyplaysfa December 30, 2021
Get the Forward Assaultmug. by theytrynaeatcrack September 26, 2021
Get the First degree verbal assaultmug. A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!
Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.
by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018
Get the Ass Assault Aprilmug. by The guy she worries about March 14, 2023
Get the Sexual assaultmug. She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!
by Luciferslube November 30, 2015
Get the Tactical assault manoeuvremug. 