Ashton

a mean selfish boi.
not a good influence.
says the n word
hurts peoples feelings
and looks like jose rizal

Ashton and Kenzie are not meant to be
Jenzie is endgame sorry

by elliotrobinhood December 19, 2018

ashton

crackhead. the biggest redneck you will ever meet. likes to chase dogs around the kitchen in a camo sweatshirt in her spare time. makes good deer jerky. can shoot gun. is the number one math student.

dang gina who was that that just chased the dawg through your kitchen?

oh..that was just ashton.

by zachlizbizkelly January 24, 2010

ashton kutcher

An extremely sexy and hilarious actor, that's right i said ACTOR because he CAN act.
Ashton Kutcher is often mistaken for a hippe, someone who can't act, or someone who dates older women.
In truth the only one that is actually correct is the last one, which is a very sad fact.

Bob: Aww man, did you see Ashton Kutcher in that movie last night? He's so stupid, plus he's a terrible actor.

Kate: STFU. He happens to be a great actor and a whole lot smarter than you, maybe that's why so many people hire him.

Bob: ... Whatever

by KateeKay February 4, 2009

Ashton

An over-sied douchebag with a small pecker. Tends to speak like a cave man to compensate for his voice most of us men lost in the eighth grade.

Guy 1: Dude that kid talks weird, kinda like a caveman.

Guy 2: Yeah man we call that an Ashton.

by Muffburger January 12, 2010

Ashton

A person that is extremely gay and walks on his toes like a Ballerina.

Ashton always walks so stupid. He looks like a ballerina

by Twinkle toes’s Sister February 25, 2019

Ashton

The type of fuckboy who most people who doesn't know him wouldn't even consider him attractive but you're immediately attracted to him. He does a lot of stupid things that you know you should leave him for but you don't. You can't except a relationship out of him, you know better than that. All of your friends hate him, and want you to leave him but you just can't.

"Damn that boys super attractive"

"How do you think that?? He's not attractive and he's such a fuckboy!"

"I think his names Ashton or something, he sounds like an Ashton, that's for sure."

by hotchick727 January 23, 2017

Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher - Became an Instant dad the moment he got on with Demi Moore. (See Instant Dad)

Mother fucking ashton kutcher, the guy that became instant dad because he is with demi moore who is a 40 something year old MILF that's still pretty OK looking.

by RandomScaper July 11, 2009