Asparagus shit

When you eat so much asparagus that you shit and piss smell bad.

I ate so much asparagus last night that I just took an asparagus shit!

by Bob's Valley February 3, 2026

Hamsandwich Apparatus

THE COOLEST FREAKING BAND EVER! THEIR MUSIC TAKES ME TO MARS AND BACK I SWEAR. I"M IN LOOOOOVE WITH THE DRUMMER NICK JIZZNIZZLE. I SWEAR. CHECK THEM OUT. THEY ARE THE BESSSST. XOXOXOXOXOXOX

Hey what you listening to friend?

Response: only the coolest band ever, Hamsandwich apparatus

by littleasaingirlholdingsmalldog April 20, 2011

violent asparagus

A code word used to identify fellow gay people without alarming the straights

"VIOLENT ASPARAGUS!"
"What the...?"
"NEVERMIND!"

by Alaska-Green November 16, 2017

Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin

Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(

by Ladymae March 3, 2018

aggravation apparatus

the governnment's unsettling technology that makes people commit more crimes after age 18 even though there is way more opportunity.

The aggravation apparatus had more blacks in jail than were in slavery.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Dirty Asparagus

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez however, as referred to in Xbox party chat 5/6/2020 at 2010 hours, a dirty asparagus is when you fuck a chick with a stick of asparagus in her ass and then wipe it on her upper lip.

Hey Rover! It was cool how you gave that bitch a dirty asparagus to get rid of your asparagus pee!

by BillBobBosephus May 7, 2020

Albino Asparagus

A non-denominational, genderless, and non-binary label held by a member of ChogeHaus or it's associates.

But sir I had thought you were simply an impoverished apricot albatross? You must be mistaken ma'am, I am not effected by the worlds problems as you are. I am an Albino Asparagus!

by ChogeHaus May 13, 2021