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A term describing the communistic traits of the Apple corporation, founded by Steve Jobs. Applenism is a result of no one apple compliance being compatible with any other operating system or compliance other than itself. Compatibility with outside surrounding forces is possible, yet there is a wall of insurmountable force to breach. When buying the apple computer, you must then purchase an iPod to ensure everything is in working order.
Applenism will ensure the music bought is fine...as long as you want to keep it in iTunes. If any attempts are made to extract the valuable tunes from its software, one may lose his/her mind or become subjugated to by a iPad...even though it has nothing to do with iTunes; a prime example of the brainwashing of Applenism.
Much like communism, Applenism is accepted by many, and they look for the day Steve Jobs rises from the grave as the antichrist. For others who may find apple products a simple and cool fun device, we fight for freedom and the ability to pay $0.99 for songs without firmware, another prim example of applenism.
Applenism will ensure the music bought is fine...as long as you want to keep it in iTunes. If any attempts are made to extract the valuable tunes from its software, one may lose his/her mind or become subjugated to by a iPad...even though it has nothing to do with iTunes; a prime example of the brainwashing of Applenism.
Much like communism, Applenism is accepted by many, and they look for the day Steve Jobs rises from the grave as the antichrist. For others who may find apple products a simple and cool fun device, we fight for freedom and the ability to pay $0.99 for songs without firmware, another prim example of applenism.
Example:
Friend: "Dude this music wont play, on my freaken device, what up with this."
Me: "Have you been taken captive by applenism and bought an iPod?"
Friend: "No"
Me "Then you must my child, MUAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Friend: "Dude this music wont play, on my freaken device, what up with this."
Me: "Have you been taken captive by applenism and bought an iPod?"
Friend: "No"
Me "Then you must my child, MUAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Zealousbuck October 4, 2012
Get the applenism mug.The act of calling to check on the results of your interview at 1:30 in the morning to your prospective employer while he is asleep and you are 3 sheets to the wind.
Hey bro I'm calling to see if I got the job. Son, it's 1:30 in the morning. I know dude, but I'm running low on beer money and wanted to know if I could count on some moolah coming in. Ah, no.
Who was calling in the middle of the night. Just a little case of applicantus phonetus.
Who was calling in the middle of the night. Just a little case of applicantus phonetus.
by Clark77494 November 6, 2012
Get the Applicantus phonetus mug.Someone who spends far too much time playing apps and games on social networks. Can often neglect their loved ones without knowing it.
Appliholic. A girlfriend who wakes early in the morning to put a couple of hours into playing farmville. Over time she all but eliminates the once regular morning snuggles and pillow chats in favour of digital animals on a virtual farm yard.
by Travis the Bickle November 17, 2013
Get the Appliholic mug.(n) Someone who is very frequently nude. The person could possibly despise clothing. Or more often, the amplinude has a love of underwear, lingerie, and their own naked bodies.
Girl: I have an obsession with buying and wearing sexy lingerie.
Guy: You're an amplinude. Don't worry though, no complaints here.
Guy: You're an amplinude. Don't worry though, no complaints here.
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