When you fart directly over your wife/girlfriends mouth while they are sleeping, causing a confused and bad taste. Theirs nothing the victim can do to defend against this attack because they're sleeping.
woman: I bought 2 tickets to see "Grease" the Broadway play for Saturday.
man: I'm not going the Rangers playoff game is on!!
woman: Yes you are, I already bought them!!
man: If I go they'll be anus ASSault for the next week.
woman: I'll return them and try to get Ranger tickets.
man: I'm not going the Rangers playoff game is on!!
woman: Yes you are, I already bought them!!
man: If I go they'll be anus ASSault for the next week.
woman: I'll return them and try to get Ranger tickets.
by matt pascucci November 25, 2007
hey anus face! shut your hole!
by stevo November 14, 2003
1. A completely despicable waste of space, someone who doesn't deserve to breath a dead horses breath. An asshole.
2. A hanging bunghole that looks like a ball sack.
3. A bag made of anus
2. A hanging bunghole that looks like a ball sack.
3. A bag made of anus
by Nathan Lovelace January 04, 2005
One who forcefully restrains and analy penetrates another unwilling human or animal.
Also used as an insult
Also used as an insult
by RILES20 May 01, 2005
by jake June 11, 2004
Also know as a: rectum raider, ass pirate, burger stealer and can opener. commits acts of atrocious butt love.
by Dr. Boring May 16, 2006
Derived from the accidental misreading of Angus burger
An anus burger is a shit which has enough liquid in it that it comes out with a mind of its own making a pile in the toilet which looks like some pureed beef you'd make a smooth burger with.
An anus burger is a shit which has enough liquid in it that it comes out with a mind of its own making a pile in the toilet which looks like some pureed beef you'd make a smooth burger with.
"Oh god Stacy, DO NOT go in that bathroom, the toilet has the largest anus burger I have seen in my life in it."
"I'm not picking my dogs shit up! I don't care if you call the police, thats a fucking anus burger, I'm refuse to touch it, in fact, I can't even look at it anymore. How in the hell is my dogs shit that orange?"
"I'm not picking my dogs shit up! I don't care if you call the police, thats a fucking anus burger, I'm refuse to touch it, in fact, I can't even look at it anymore. How in the hell is my dogs shit that orange?"
by Raychilldo February 17, 2010