Alfie stage

When u are completely obsessed with someone u feel u have no chance with

Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate

by Your nan123 December 23, 2019

alfie

he’s a toxic person and normally they are really ugly .For some reason everyone bum licks him

Omg why is alfie texting me i hate him

by your nan eats my cum April 6, 2020

Alfie Male

Like so he is kinda cool, funny, nice and gentle. Has a normal sized shlong

Ur an Alfie male

by anonymous May 25, 2022

alfie

the best bf and the most perfect person to exist

nour is in love with alfie

by anonymous January 21, 2023

Alfie

The Alfie I know is funny , cute as hell and always makes me smile even when I am upset . Everyone needs to find themselves a Alfie and never let go of him . He always finds a way to make u smile

Me:*sad*
Alfie:*does something funny*
Me:*laughs my head off*

by your_local_weeb November 11, 2019

Alfie George milnes

A very sexy character, loves to have sex 24/7, is very choosy on who he likes in his bed but just call him fat and he'll lift the quilt up straight away. Be careful of Alfie George milnes, he's a wild one

Ooh Alfie George milnes, you're fat, let me in your bed!

by The big d is what I want July 23, 2017

Alfie Littlejohn

A kind funny person that makes everyone laugh. hes the sort of person you are drawn to because hes so lovely to be around. hes the light of my life. hes got this gorgeous smile and handsome hair. hes rlly hot. i love him so much

“whos that hot funny guy?”

“its alfie littlejohn”

by secretlover22 March 22, 2024