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Amazon Roulette

When you order a product from Amazon but you don't know whether you'll get the brand-named product or a cheap knock-off because Amazon mixes both products together under the same SKU at the warehouse.
Alice: Damn! I payed full price for these AK Army camouflage pants but what I got was some cheap quality Chinese knock-off.

Bob: That's what happens when you play Amazon Roulette. Anyone can start an FBA business so you really never know what you'll get until it arrives.
Alice: Good to know.
by Watchful Bob February 23, 2022
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Amazon shut in

A person who has no reason to leave the house, bathe, shave, or even change their clothes because that purchasable in life, which would normally take errands--and the social hygiene associated with same--can be ordered to their front door step from that "internet rain forest" which has all.
Dude, the dog smells better than you. When was the last time you showered?!

Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!
by ribick November 21, 2019
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Amazon slaves

Amazon slaves are the people who work for the Amazon delivery service and package, known for their slavery like work hours and the lack of labour rights, in fact they are more like slaves than workers.
Wow those Amazon slaves I felt pity of them
by Hippoliver August 10, 2022
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amazon roulette

When you've been drinking, buy things on Amazon, forgot you bought things while drinking, and random items show up at your house.
Apparently I played amazon roulette the other night because I have no idea what the boxes on my doorstep are.
by mooyo June 4, 2016
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Amazon Music

Music streaming platform founded by Amazon.com, Inc.
by Dictionary0003 May 21, 2022
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amazon prime and recline

The ghetto version of "Netflix and chill." As in, when two people get together to fuck under the guise of watching a movie, however, neither is a subscriber to Netflix but rather to its less popular wannabe counterpart, Amazon Prime Instant Video
Aaron:Hey babe wanna Netflix and Chill

Emma:Hell No!

Aaron:How about Amazon Prime and Recline
Emma:Oh sure!

Aaron:*grabs lube*
by UKnowWhoIAm January 11, 2016
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Amazon

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by nozamA January 30, 2022
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