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South American Alligator Chomp 

First, venture deep into South America and find that bangin' South American girl we all dream of. Now you found her, follow these simple instructions. While receiving oral sex from your partner, stick your thing all the way down her throat. Gently cup their chin as if you were going to pick her head up and kiss her. Place the other hand just above the forehead almost as if you were going to say, "shoulda had a V8." Next, simultaneously push her jaw together in a chomping motion while your penis is still in their mouth. Finally, blow your load of bloody jizz into her mouth. There you have it, the South American Alligator Chomp.
Roscoe: I was fuckin' around in the Amazon the other day and I saw this hella fine Venezuelan bitch.

Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?

Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.

Jeremiah: Tight!

Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.

flatulator alligator 

A person known for having extremely smelly and loud farts. Variant on "Catch you later, alligator!"
Jeez, Rory's one hell of a flatulator alligator!
flatulator alligator by Macavity October 31, 2003

rusty alligator

A dope ass drink... bitch. Ain't no drank like this drank. The ingredients are unknown. They are whatever is needed at that moment. It's almost magical, yo!
Yo!! Bar wench!!! Make me a Rusty Alligator and make it fine! Please and thank you my good lady!!
rusty alligator by Pheenis January 6, 2017

Backdoor alligator jaw 

A phrase used to describe the anus, and it's tightness.

A sexual innuendo implying that the anus is easy to hold closed but difficult to wiggle into.
That girls backdoor alligator jaw was slammed shut on my willy so hard, Steve Erwin couldn't have pryed it open.

I can't wait to get into her backdoor alligator jaw later tonight.

Squirmy Alligator 

An omniscient alligator who’s presence we are not worthy of. Bow down to him, for he strikes upon the bell.
Yort
Squirmy alligator is omniscience defined and it is not yeet it is yort you fool get it right.
Squirmy Alligator by muffin tin December 7, 2019

Sleeping alligator 

When a female is asleep and you start sexual intercourse and she wakes up halfway through and is aggravated,THEN BEGINS TO DEATH ROLL…. But It doesn’t work. Lol
Frankie you will not believe what I did last night. That girl that I drugged performed the sleeping alligator