Accidental

Somebody that suffers from a car accident from an accidental

Somebody I know suffered from an accidental

by Alex Garrixsons May 15, 2023

accidental trip to rio

when a woman doesn't know the pad/liner she is wearing has shifted & is now attached to her pubic hair, then pulls down her underwear too quickly, rendering a surprise bald patch.

I'm not sad, I just took an accidental trip to Rio & now my eyes won't stop watering!

by thehypermom June 12, 2017

Accidental

That's their response? "Ummm OOPS" 🤷 ♂️

Hym "How many accidental bombings have there been? Literally only that one? And the Israelis HAVEN'T been working with ANYONE to get aid into Gaza because IF THE HAD... Aid would be getting into Gaza. So that isn't true. It's not a 'warzone' because how many Israeli soliders have been killed? Is it 0? Does that mean all it would take to ensure that aid truck are safe is you the Israelis to not blow them up? Like... The aid truck is HERE... So just don't bomb there. Really. It's deranged. Your fans are literal retards if they believe that THAT was an accident."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

accidentally complimentary

This happens when you are speaking with someone that you really don't like and you somehow pay them a compliment which causes you to despise yourself for they now know that can recognize a positive quality in them. I have done this.

Emily: "Christine, I don't know how you made that situation work out for the best considering your lack of training. I guess you're just a natural."
Christine: "Thank you, Emily! I thought you didn't like me."
Emily: "Ummm. You are just fine. (in her mind - You dumb-ass doing the accidentally complimentary. Now she's your pal)

by von groovy August 8, 2024

accidental susan

Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.

Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."

by SueSuzy September 15, 2021

Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017

Accidental cults

I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.

Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023