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Ahmed's Mask

Ahmed's mask is a powerful being. It is an alien who has taken over the body of a man named Ahmed but continues to pretend to just be a mask. The mask controls Ahmed's body and what he thinks. There are no known sightings of Ahmed without this mask. There is no known cure for Ahmed.
Guys I think Ahmed is being possessed by an EVIL mask.
NOOOOOOOOO
Ahmed's Mask must be stopped.
by JonesGotBones October 21, 2022
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Courtesy Mask

Mask(s) you keep in your car in case your passenger(s) need a mask while going out during the COVID pandemic
"Ah nertz, I forgot my mask"
"No problem, I keep courtesy masks in my glovebox"
by reed4pop June 27, 2020
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Apple Mask

Person 1: I went to the store to buy some overprized masks.
Person 2: I just bough the Apple mask! Its reusable and has a nice and clean look.
Person 1: But that's just a facema-
Person 2: Shut up, peasant.
by 12 Year Olds Hate Me September 25, 2020
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cock mask

An apparatus used by humans with sleep disorders. A mask with a long hose resembling a large cock is placed over the face while sleeping to help with breathing. Also known as Gonzo mask due to its resemblance to Gonzo from the muppets.
Chris is sleeping with his cock mask on. It looks like he’s blowing Rocco Siffredi.
by Coe Island April 17, 2014
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Chunky Mask

When someone vomits in while wearing their mask
by Igetbitchesmyles February 15, 2022
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Mask Rage

A violent encounter that begins when someone completely loses their mind over someone not wearing a mask in public where social distancing is difficult to maintain.

Mask Rage incidents escalate quickly when the person not wearing a mask, demonstrates their complete lack of human compassion by coughing or sneezing.
Yes he is still in the hospital recovering from the injuries he received in a Mask Rage incident at the Golden Corral.
by ruhcaknevets May 13, 2020
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Goalie mask

Jizzing on a womans face in such a way that the ropes of jizz mimic the pattern of a goalie mask
Cara looked like John Vanbiesbrouck after 10 minutes in the bathroom with darr en. Gave ger that goalie mask
by Suggers March 21, 2016
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