Planet Hollywood is the shit. It’s like Hard Rock Cafe, but movies, and shittier.
Imagine a prop from a sub par Sylvester Stallone film that came out 30 or so years ago. Now imagine like 60 of them, all enclosed in glass boxes like anyone would ever want to steal them. Nobody wants to take a napkin Matthew Broderick coughed into during the filming of Inspector Gadget (1999). And you’d be lucky if you ever got to see something like that, if you went to a shitty city the props were shitty too. Unless it’s the one in Disney World there’s a high chance you’ll have no idea what movies any of the props are from, which will make your cold ass burger slightly worse than it already is.
All jokes aside, Planet Hollywood rocks. Especially the merch. Studies show a Planet Hollywood leather jacket adds 12 inches your dick. That’s science. Nowadays there’s hardly any Planet Hollywoods left, it’s lost all its celebrity endorsements and has been into bankruptcy like 8 times so it’s kinda fucked. But it was fun while it lasted.
Imagine a prop from a sub par Sylvester Stallone film that came out 30 or so years ago. Now imagine like 60 of them, all enclosed in glass boxes like anyone would ever want to steal them. Nobody wants to take a napkin Matthew Broderick coughed into during the filming of Inspector Gadget (1999). And you’d be lucky if you ever got to see something like that, if you went to a shitty city the props were shitty too. Unless it’s the one in Disney World there’s a high chance you’ll have no idea what movies any of the props are from, which will make your cold ass burger slightly worse than it already is.
All jokes aside, Planet Hollywood rocks. Especially the merch. Studies show a Planet Hollywood leather jacket adds 12 inches your dick. That’s science. Nowadays there’s hardly any Planet Hollywoods left, it’s lost all its celebrity endorsements and has been into bankruptcy like 8 times so it’s kinda fucked. But it was fun while it lasted.
Brevin: Yo dude do you wanna go and eat at Planet Hollywood? That place kicks ass!
Bryle: Man, I wish my wife didn’t leave me… zoo wee mama!
Bryle: Man, I wish my wife didn’t leave me… zoo wee mama!
by CostcoBathroom69 May 26, 2023
Get the Planet Hollywood mug.This is a band, that mixes hardcore and rap. starting with 2 guys on myspace. bringing in 5 other friends to make seven before losing shady jeff and being 6 strong. is the change of the century in music. i dont know anyone that likes hardcore and doesnt like hollywood undead, same with rap. they dont make up stories, they spit their life something most rappers dont do anymore.As for their masks it adds a Erie touch like slipknot giving them an extra edge. plus they have a badass name.
"Hollywood Undead, get it through your head, download this song, put in your IPOD,fuck that put it on your homepage. you'll be the coolest kid on fuckin myspace.I'm at the scene club, told Jeffree star to beat it. cause I left her a comment and saw that bitch delete it. and thats fucked up because I sent it from my sidekick you got beef? meet me on Franklin and highland!!"
by T-sayl January 12, 2009
Get the Hollywood Undead mug.the act during sex when you pullout and spit on her back, so she thinks you came on her back and precede to giving her a load in the face.
by Anonymous11 December 8, 2006
Get the Hollywood fakeout mug.A functional consultant who through the liberal use of Blue Steel and Magnum mesmerize their clients into believing that they are consistently hard at work when actually the opposite is true. This also applies to their extreme ability to a speak convincingly about their supposed field of expertise while in fact knowing the bare minimum possible. Such consultants can usually be visually identified by their high level of metrosexuality, use of cuticle cream and belief that they are "professionally good looking".
That lead consultant always talks like he knows his stuff, but he doesn't even know how to long into the system and needs to use a reference book to find stuff. He should get the Academy award for best actor for "Best Portrayal of a Consultant on an Implementation"... what a Hollywood Consultant.
by Technical Consultant October 22, 2010
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Get the hollywood nosebleed mug.a strange half-american, half-latin language translated backand forth in single sentences. Never used in real life. Usually only in drug-war movies as if the shitty latin barrios needed to be degraded even more.
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by Madd Jester December 16, 2004
Get the hollywood spanglish mug.The worst record label in the world.Disney decided it would be great to have a label just for kids even though no one listens to it.All the 'Bands' on HR sound the same{but the plain white Ts}.
Girl 1:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I just got the Hannah montana CD!!!Hollywood records ROCK
Girl 2:OMG she is so pretty!
Guy: u-huh
Girl 2:OMG she is so pretty!
Guy: u-huh
by Taylor Pagotto July 31, 2007
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