Cigarette Asshole

Cigarette Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, describing to the cashier what cigarettes they choose to spend their unemployment benefits on and kill themselves with. The description is often something like “Kool 100 slim unfiltered menthols in a hard pack” hence confusing the befuddled cashier, and pissing off everyone else waiting in line. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You might as well shoot yourself or leave and try a different store. See Mustang Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible asshole personality combinations.

'Why doesn't Cigarette Asshole just jump off a cliff? That way, they can speed up the whole death process and spare me the next 3 hours waiting in line."

by mad genius December 5, 2010

lauging cigarettes

a joint. Marijuana, or Weed rolled up in the form of a cigarette, but there's no smoke filter just a piece of paper in the shape of an S not to block the way of smoke, which makes it quite easy to pick out :)

"We were chilling on the beach wasted when Greg dropped in the idea of smoking another stick of them lauging cigarettes. - Noone really went against so we did so"

by Greg Goenczi September 6, 2007

meat cigarette

euphemism for the male genitalia in reference to fellatio

Hey, did that chick smoke your meat cigarette?

by Meat Marlboro Man January 2, 2009

cigarette tree

A marijuana plant

Bill: Hey dude, I got some baby plants off that batch of seeds I ordered from Amsterdam-- think we could hide some crop in with your parents' tomatoes?

Wayne: DUUUUDE, No effin' way! My mom would crap a brick if she found a bunch of cigarette trees in her garden!

by For Whom the Bell Trolls April 23, 2009

e-cigarette

An electronic device that heats a nicotine-laced liquid into an inhalable vapor.

Yo... so, you feel so cool and trendy with your e-cigarette?

by rperazag July 9, 2010

Fake Cigarette

A fake cigarette is any rollable hand rolled cigarette e.g. top, buglar, american spirit when in the company of real cigarettes, which are any name brand cigarettes e.g Camel, Newport, Marlboro.

Yeah, but those are fake cigarettes.

by tokyo_rockwell December 7, 2010

flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker

"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

by weasel April 23, 2005