cross jerking

The act of 2 males sitting next to each other, reaching over each others arms whilst jerking off the other person.

Rewrite to proper english please, cross jerking

by Internet Fanatic October 8, 2013

Quantum Jerk

Quite a bit like schrodingers box, when a man (or woman) is in the bedroom with the door closed they are in a hypothetical state of both jerking it and not jerking it at the same time.

"Whare the hell is your roommate? " "oh he is pulling the old quantum jerk." "What?" "Well technically in this space and time, he is both beating off and not at the same time due to lack of knowledge but as we can clearly see while I open the door, he is shredding his meat like a mad man on bath salts"

by MX29 December 8, 2019

full jerk

100% Masturbating with the inability to focus on anything else but completion.

"I'm in full jerk right now, catch you later" - Boyd Tinsley

by ImJackinIt36 June 7, 2018

jerk target

The next space you plan to masterbate in that you haven't before. It can be a friend's house, a particular bathroom, a public area, etc.

My next jerk target is going to be Gillespie's house.

by ochurricane October 28, 2013

circle jerk

1. A term often used to refer to when a group of people attempt to debate a topic, but it is taken over by people who all agree with eachother trying to boost their egos.

2. When a group of men jerk eachother off.

This thread has become a useless circle jerk. GG.

by SilverishGoldNova January 25, 2018

work jerk

To jerk off at work.

I was at work the other day, boored to death, so I thought to myself, why don't I go some place private for a work jerk?

by andreasN October 6, 2007

Jerking off

When a boy is pleasuring himself in a bathroom or his bedroom and he uses lotion

Older brother: umm dude what are you doing
Younger brother : it's not what it looks like
Older brother: oh my god dude are you jerking off

by Nikki_Manage May 12, 2021