bridal blossom

a business where a Mariana usually makes flower bouquets out of the cheapest flowers she can find (usually from Mexico) and then sell them for weddings at the highest price. she laughs at her customers at how stupid they are all the time while she imports these flowers at 12 cents each!! don’t be fooled by a bridal blossom ever again!!
“Gee I think I like these bridal blossoms for the table centerpieces and this one for my bridal bouquet”, pays 5k$… mariana orders the flowers for 400$ tops.
by natchoman2 March 11, 2024
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water your blossom

Grannie says,"Make sure you water your blossom before you go to bed, Sweetie."
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Fart Blossom

A fart let in order to improve the surrounding odor.
The elevator smelled like piss so I jettisoned a fart blossom to improve the situation.
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Blossom

Her name is Blossom
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Blossom

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Blossom

A flat chested butay licking babe.
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blossom

the most awesome boy in the world he is so hot and so attractive and nice and amazing hes so gentle with evrything hes tall and skinny and asian hes the the best boy ive ever met at ods he is 16 amd he is a student leader hes just so AAAAAAAA you will get butterflies when he walks or talks or looks or anything he is amazing
person: hey whos blossom dude?
me: THE MOST HOTTEST BOY EVER
by karljacobs April 27, 2022
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