To preform any sexual practice on somebody until they are just laying there completely imobile, but still alive.
by Babygurl8324 December 7, 2009
Get the Zombie Fuckmug. Infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler is back from the dead! Well, not really, he's kind of undead. Zombie Hitler may lead the anticipated zombie apocalypse. It is not yet known. What is know is that he has a Facebook page and is currently trying to gather supporters. Whether his intention is to de-brain us all or not is yet to be determined. Some speculate he has merely returned to de-brain Hermann Fegelein, who has also returned from the dead. Whether Fegelein is also a zombie or simply a time traveller is a topic open for debate.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Get the Zombie Hitlermug. The theory that with good preparation, you can defend yourself and live through the zombie apocalypse. Proponents may take concrete steps to be ready by installing extra security around the home, stockpiling provisions, plus purchasing firearms and four-wheel-drive vehicles.
Teen son: "Dad, can we remove the stairs in our house? Zombies can't climb."
Father: "You must've been reading that book on zombie survivalism. Guess what...I found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction."
Father: "You must've been reading that book on zombie survivalism. Guess what...I found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction."
by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014
Get the zombie survivalismmug. Adolf Hitler's Master of Antics Hermann Fegelein has returned from his alleged death. He claims he was never killed during Hitler's downfall but invented time travel and is now here to party with DJ Keitel, Zombie Hitler, and Funny Hitler!
Fegelein denies accusations that he himself is a zombie, but there is much speculation on this matter. His association with Zombie Hitler (a confirmed zombie) is suspicious. His sudden Facebook marriage to Rellik Uzi is also suspicious as Mrs. Uzi-Fegelein has been predicting a zombie apocalypse for several months. This controversial topic is open for debate.
Fegelein denies accusations that he himself is a zombie, but there is much speculation on this matter. His association with Zombie Hitler (a confirmed zombie) is suspicious. His sudden Facebook marriage to Rellik Uzi is also suspicious as Mrs. Uzi-Fegelein has been predicting a zombie apocalypse for several months. This controversial topic is open for debate.
Zombie Fegelein is definitely a zombie. Either that or he is just continuing to do a fuck load of meth in the present.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Get the Zombie Fegeleinmug. A blunt created when cracking old roaches in your blunt graveyard. The resulting blunt smells and will fuck you up, just like a zombie.
by Cornbread215 July 7, 2010
Get the Zombie Bluntmug. Pronounced Zom-bee Gas
-noun
1) Gas from the anus of a human (either living or dead) so bad that is has the ability to choke, seize, or incapacitate another human being.
2) Taking a shit during the day, quite possibly at the office, that is so powerful that it has the ability to overpower the powered air vent in most restrooms and escape into the open air. Note: Zombie gas is not to be confused with ninja gas which has similar properties but lacks the raw power of Zombie Gas.
-noun
1) Gas from the anus of a human (either living or dead) so bad that is has the ability to choke, seize, or incapacitate another human being.
2) Taking a shit during the day, quite possibly at the office, that is so powerful that it has the ability to overpower the powered air vent in most restrooms and escape into the open air. Note: Zombie gas is not to be confused with ninja gas which has similar properties but lacks the raw power of Zombie Gas.
"Damn, Brad went and dropped an H bomb in the toliet again, avoid that 1/2 of the office its contaminated with Zombie Gas.
"wtf did you eat tav? boiled eggs? Your zombie gas is melting my lungs"
"wtf did you eat tav? boiled eggs? Your zombie gas is melting my lungs"
by JeffJohnson440 December 1, 2007
Get the Zombie Gasmug. A post or pre world war Nazi having defining quantitative properties of that or like zombie. Commonly associated with a revenge to kill everything living including Jews and Blacks. Is also one of the most deadly types of Nazis and has been known to rise from the dead.
"Oh my god Jeff, is that a Nazi Zombie digging it's way out of the ground!" We better run before it eats are brain out.
by Bill Franklin the Third January 21, 2009
Get the Nazi Zombiemug.