Zippers

They zip shit!

Person 1:Nooooooo, you have to wear a hoodie!
Person 2:Haha zippers go vvvvvvvvvvv.

by TastyIsVibing June 7, 2020

pipper zipper

When you squeeze your foreskin in between your pants zipper

I accidentally Pipper Zipperd mself yesterday .

by finding bow September 19, 2017

brotherhood of zippers

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

A: Brotherhood of zippers
B: I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

by A guy who like kaif April 29, 2022

Zipper Puller

Major faggot whomst’ve likes to pull on the zippers on your back pack so he can gain sexual climax. He also likes Hitler and has secret stashes of dried cum stored in his school locker.

“I hate those filthy Zipper Pullers.”

by christian pryor likes children May 16, 2018

Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper, it's got me flooded.

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

dirty zipper

A dirty Zipper is when you proceed to cut off you're partners penis and suck it while you're partner bones you're ass so hard it breaks

damb bro did you really do a dirty zipper

by pp pusy September 8, 2021

Zipper Gum

the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.

Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010