Yonks

A period of five years, Like “I haven’t seen him in YONKS..

It was YONKS ago that I drove to LA.

by Rocky saddler November 9, 2017

YOINK

The act in which a human being is “pranked”, or rather, “siked” into believing something specific was going to occur.

Madi totally freaking yoinked Davis when she didn’t send cute face pics like she said she would!

by yourgirlfriendlookslikemymom November 16, 2017

Yoink

Someone who is an absolute nincompoop and most likely has no friends. Also known for doing really dumb things.

I can't believe that Arthur kid ! He's been such a yoink lately.

by Dudewhateven November 30, 2017

Yoinked

High as fuck

Dude last night i was so yoinked

by OGsavshea December 20, 2017

yoink

the noise a drunk pig makes

''yoink'' the drunk pig said.

by WhatIsAnEleanor May 1, 2018

Yoink

When you steal something TriHard Clap

gimme gimme yoink it real quick

by Luken132 May 3, 2018

Yoink

used as a term to yOINK someone to high space and death. Im sitting in my ball of confusion. Its for confusing words, gay shit, and YEETING people.

Person- *Unknown language*
You- 'Yoink?'

Man- 'Lets go make out'
You(A straight being)- 'yOINK'

by PadgeTheGradge June 16, 2018