yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy

I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night

by Ma Nigga Sakeen Alib Talib June 10, 2014

Nipple Yogurt

1. When a man ejaculates (cums, jizzes) on a womans nipples or breasts and then proceeds to lick it off.
2. When a man motorboats a woman with food in his mouth.

Person 1: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Person 2: Nipple Yogurt. It's really good; you should try it sometime.
Person 1: That's gross. Why would I want to do that?

by BC13DDC May 13, 2011

Yogurt musket

A device used to launch creamy baby yogurt to its intended location. Aka a mans dick, and/or crank.

Now that Rutz lives in Texas, he is free to fire his yogurt musket at Sean’s mom.

While frowned upon, Rutz can fire his yogurt musket off of his front porch now that he lives in Texas.

by Schmitty1127 July 2, 2021

Spill Yogurt

When you cum, or masturbate. Or Jack off.

Man I was watchin’ some Hentai and I couldn’t help but spill yogurt.

by Dum Fuk May 4, 2019

yogurt male

alpha male demon 👿
I think he likes yogurt idrk
if you searched this you're probably gay,
Ik you like men, and if you're a girl, ik you like boobies.

"h-h-h-h-hi my yogurt male!"

by izzy poo poo April 15, 2023

Yogurt Facial

The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.

Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!

by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013

Twat yogurt

The jizz that falls out of a vagina the next morning after it's been there all night.

I wore a dress to work today and had twat yogurt run down my legs every time I stood up.

by PabloFishcobar July 23, 2017