Yorked

To pay a large amount of money for something you can not give away. To be promised something great only to find out it is crap.

I paid $80,000 for a PSL at Levy stadium and now the team is crap... I've been Yorked

by 9er fan February 13, 2015

yoke ass bitch

A soul sucking female who has the nerve to be in the business of others to yoke a bitch from behind the counter of their employment and would literally go to the extent of shoving an egg in one's ass...all for fun.

Why would a girlfriend beg for months to put an egg in your rectum (sexually) and then when you finally agree she now always calls you a “yoke ass bitch" in public and even in front of your parents?

by Slickwillay May 24, 2018

Yoker

(Yoker) - Person that is buffed out. Lots of muscles!

Did you see that guy? Yeah that dudes all Yoked up. He’s either a bodybuilder or he just got out of prison. What a Yoker!!

by Cali J October 16, 2018

Yoke

Misspelled yolk

Guy 1: Which is the egg yoke?
Guy 2: Its yolk, not yoke.
Guy 1: Oh, but still which one is the yolk?
Guy 2: That one.

by Spaoggers April 21, 2020

yolked

Slang.

In a streetball game when someone get's their shot blocked
and everyone see's it.

1. Yo yesturday I was playin ball with Dontrelle and I totally yolked em.

2. When I try to dunk over black people I always get yolked.

by Eric BBB July 16, 2006

yokes

Same a jokes, just sounds much cooler, and also makes you sound like you have an accent, which chicks love, or possibly a retard.

Allan:Yo man that bizzo was hot
Mike: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKES
Dan: Yokes on yokes (reversal, she was hot)

by Al Denso June 1, 2005

Breaking a yoke

Losing your virginity, new term for popping a cherry

She went to her neighbors to ask for a cup of sugar, but ended up breaking a yoke instead.

by alcar January 24, 2011