yogurt shot

A shotgun shell loaded what yogurt, similarly to how buckshot is loaded with dollar bills.

Dave: Check out my sweet shotgun! Pow!

Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss.

by yogurtshot December 11, 2013

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Fly In The Yogurt

Reference to male ejaculate from a person with a sexually transmitted disease or infection.

"Why use a condom?"
"You don't want to get covered with a fly in the yogurt."

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

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Twat yogurt

The jizz that falls out of a vagina the next morning after it's been there all night.

I wore a dress to work today and had twat yogurt run down my legs every time I stood up.

by PabloFishcobar July 23, 2017

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Mean Yogurt

An affirmative response to something fun or interesting, similar to "cool beans".

ex 1:

Bobby: *tells funny story*
Jennifer: "Damn, that joke was mean yogurt!"

ex 2:
Penelope: "I got laid last night"
Francesca: "Mean yogurt!"

by where_she_at July 10, 2018

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This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.

Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...

by drummermanadam July 24, 2018

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