Wedge

wedge |wej|
short for wedgie; someone who constantly annoys or interrupts you. Basically, a pain in the a**.

Andrea: Oh my god, Andrew, did you hear--
Emily: hey! Wanna hang out today?
Andrew: uh...
(Emily leaves)
Andrea: sorry about that. Emily is the biggest wedge.

by Booterbon June 13, 2013

the wedge

a show on 'much' (canadian music channel) that plays decent music

i watched the wedge yesterday, they play good indie

by -Tina- August 25, 2005

Widgeonator

One who is the namely king of killing widgeons, and with this title no other can kill widgeons.

Cole is the one and only master of killing widgeons, some call him the widgeonator.

by c killa machine1 September 29, 2009

Wurgelflume

The Request of One Receiving a Blowjob

John: Hey Jill, how are you today?
Jill: Pretty good, and yourself
John: Im doing just swell... Wurgelflume?
Jill: When and where?
John: Here and now.

by Epic Face September 29, 2010

wedgefunkle

when a chick bends your boner the wrong way

that chick totaly wedgefunkled my dick last night

by skipdongington July 24, 2014

wedgemite

A dark brown, almost black substance occasionally found on one's underwear. Similar to Vegemite, a dark yeast extract popular in Australia for spreading on toast.

I just discovered wedgemite on my jocks. Hope no one can smell it, I don't have time to change.

by Adolf Nelson April 8, 2015

Wedger

One who randomly joins conversations, with random information that hardly pertains to the original conversation.

"Dammit Savy, go away and stop being a wedger! we weren't even talking about Amilia!

by Beandaddio December 2, 2016