A song by They Might Be Giants about a young musician who insists on believing that having a stage name will land him a career, yet is oblivious to the fact of his brutally mediocre drumming.
by Rob March 26, 2005
by Big Earn November 04, 2005
Little bits of rolled up tissue paper that get caught in a ladies beef curtains after using the toilet. A fanny worm in the mouth is one of the most disturbing things that can happen. It will scar you for life.
I was muff diving and all of a sudden I got a huge fanny worm in my mouth. It made me puke all over her lady garden
by Luke June 16, 2006
Referring to a guy with a small dick.
by Dano November 26, 2004
After engaging in anal sex, sometimes a little poop remains in the guys pee hole, a Poop Worm is the thin piece of poop that comes out as he pees after having anal.
After a long night of anal, when he finally peed, the poop worm coiled aroud the bottom of the toilet bowl.
by ARN August 12, 2005
n. What you typically find on the driveway or sidewalk after a prolonged rainy period followed by sunshine - earthworms that washed up from the ground during the rain, only to stiffly dehydrate in the sun.
by Shannon L-B April 14, 2008