sailing with the captain

To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.

That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.

by Robb December 24, 2003

Pull up with a stick

Arrive to a location with a firearm equipped with and extended magazine

Call James and tell him to Pull up with a stick, so we can straighten up these motherfuckers

by DumbFaded44 April 13, 2020

on the nose with

This is an exaggerated suggestion to someone who is overly emotional regarding a perceived slight. So do you want to hit him on the nose with a tire iron cause he looked at you?

Hit him on the nose with a tire iron!

by I, Wreckerrr December 7, 2020

usy withdrawal

When you get home from a USY even (conventions, dances, trips etc...) and you are really overwelmingly sad that the event is over and you look back at you time and was like woah i did some crazy shit at USY and you miss all your friends and you start counting down the days till the next event

Rebecca: Yeah I just got home from Spring Convention
David: Oh yeah me too
Rebecca: AHHHH I WANNA GO BACK NOW!!!
David: yeah USY= life
Rebecca: Deff

by Jappy Jew May 29, 2005

with the quickness

To do something in a quick or fast manner. It is the sole mission of Speedy Gonzales...

The police were chasing me so I ran with the quickness.

by AntMuscle April 25, 2006

Keepin Up with the Koondashians

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.

I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!

by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011

down with cis

Slogan from a fake story posted by someone on Tumblr about a bunch of people wearing "Down With Cis" shirts beating up him and his friend. Usually said ironically by trans people mocking histrionic stories about "cisphobia."

Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.

by Queen Buttrix April 21, 2021