Tattered Windsock

The act of one male battering the anus of another's so that it resembles a tattered windsock.

George Michael left prison with his ass looking like a tattered windsock

by StevieK... November 6, 2010

tatty windsock

A tatty windsock is a loose, hanging well worn vagina. Often caused through child birth or copious amounts of sexual intercourse.

Michelle Willis has a very tatty windsock after giving birth to her 10th child.

Ben said I'm not going near that tatty windsock.

That slag's windsock is getting more tatty daily.

by BlackTimmy March 10, 2014

Back Wings

When ones back hair grows and forms wing shapes. It can be overwhelming to most women and men. Those with back wings are ideally more evolved as it's own species of human bird hybrid.

Corbin has a sexy set of back wings, I can run my fingers thru that hair all day.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

idaho windshield wiper

Step 1) Grab a well cooked potato
Step 2) Drill, or mash a hole in it, the shape and/or circumference of your penis
Step 3) Find a women who is willing to do go through with this
Step 4) Insert potato into preferred orifice
Step 5) When she has to shit, make sure to get it all over that damn potato
Step 6) Pull out when your ready, and jam the fucking potato in her mouth
Step 7) Make sure to leave a hefty facial, then rub all the shit, and whatever else managed to get into the mix, over her face, then leave to eat the potato
Step 8) Make sure to lock the door on your way out

Philipson: So did you give her the idaho windshield wiper?
Timothy: Fuck yeah I did, that bitch never saw my spud coming.

by Mr. Starfruit May 15, 2016

Gin wings

First time sexual encounter with an Australian indigenous person is to gain your Gin wings.

'Dave gained his gin wings, with that aboriginal woman down the road'.

by Neat Charlie March 18, 2017

Cher Windsor

A man

Cher Windsor is a drag queen, man <3

by Pearlies March 19, 2019

beetle wings

A term to describe the unclothed labia catching wind and flapping providing a resemblance of a beetle flapping its wings.

Stephanie proclaimed her beetle wings start flapping every time she blow dries her bush.

by Chris Peeee Bacon February 26, 2020