Pedo Wink

when a man with any kind of facial hair over the age of 25 winks at you instead of smiling or doing a small wave when passing
you: *feint smile*
pedo: *Pedo wink*

run. just run.
by KF3917 June 10, 2011
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Sphincter winks

The closing of the butthole on your finger as you touch your sphincter in a winking motion
Nick Colvin isn't satisfied until his sphincter winks.
by LandysRockCandy January 26, 2015
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Wrinkle Winks

The wrinkles on one's anus that resembles crow's feet when someone winks... only on your buthole
Man, my wrinkle winks are itchy from whipping my ass with that Poison Oak.
by Pat the Plant January 06, 2011
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stick wink

When you can feel your tampon peeking out of your vagina.
Woman 1: I am rocking a major stick wink right now.
Woman 2: Oh god, do you need me to come to the bathroom with you?
Woman 1: Yeah, I might need another one;
by fingeringtrash September 11, 2018
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Wink Wind

When you pucker your ass so hard your anus looks like it's winking cuz you're trying to hold a fart in but a fart comes out anyway.
Did you see the look on Danyell's face? She looked so serious, and then it stunk....I think we've just experienced wink wind here.
by doctajj August 02, 2012
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wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.
Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.
by bronobar July 12, 2021
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Wink winkers

It's French fries. When someone has fries and you want them so you wink at the person until they get the hint .
I kept winking at him until he gave me the wink winkers.
by fuck_you_hoe June 11, 2017
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