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A Winey Elf

Someone who complains a lot about Christmas and highly dislikes celebrating it because of something bad that has happened to them on a previous Christmas day, or around the holidays the present year.
"Oliver's being such A Winey Elf this year."
by barf flavored soda December 24, 2021
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Shrinky Winky

noun: A term to describe a man's genitals when something turns him off. They shrivel up. A term heard in the live-action remake of 101 Dalmatians. This also tends to happen in cold weather.
Horace: The sight of all these deceased creatures gives me a shrinky winky.
by osamalicksmyleftnut January 7, 2022
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Solicite the winky

To get permission to send dick pics to girls via text
to solicite the winky
guy: You're cute
girl: ;)
guy: 8====D~~
by hewhosmites18 December 7, 2011
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bye bye tinky winky

It's the ending of the 90's children's show Teletubbies

Referring to the ending of a day with someone you spend the whole day with
A: Wow what a day, I think you should do this again sometime ..
B:yeah we should

A:alright then see you later

B: Bye bye tinky winky
A:bye bye
by Bssmaa September 13, 2017
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My Chair is wonkey

If your chair is squeaky or wonky the person in your chair has been listening to 1 hour of Shreksophone!
MY CHAIR IS WONKEY!!!!!!
by meow moo October 21, 2019
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Hood Winked

When someone gets slapped in the eye by an uncircumcised penis, followed by dragging motion away from the eye.
Did you see that?! That guy hood winked that prostitute!
by KongoJojo June 29, 2011
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Wankey

1. N. A geemail-based email thread, where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. Successful wankeys have been known to encompass tens of thousands of emails.

2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.

3. V. To contribute to said email thread.

4. Adj. Wankey-related.
1. Oh my god have you seen wankey? Mark blankeyed!

2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"

3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.

4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.
by yablochko July 20, 2008
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