Willie Stroker

A news reporter who sadly was born with this wonderful name.

Willie Stroker was getting all wet in the rain so he came inside.

by Vinnymac567 April 9, 2010

Wooly Willy

The act of masturbating and then ejaculating on another's back.

That crazy bum just gave my little sister a Wooly Willy!

by Twice Nightly January 14, 2013

speed willy

Term originated in Northern England used to describe a shrunken, flacid penis due to taking ecstasy or other amphetamines. Usually only lasts while user is under the influence of the substance taken, and usually goes away once the penis is stimulated.

Once she had turned me on the speed willy subsided and my johnson was back to normal size.

by xKILOx November 21, 2005

Willy Wonka

A personality in a Wonderful movie that has nothing to sexually do with anything.

also he rocks.

Willy Wonka's Candy factory is the shit.

by Cris August 14, 2005

Free Willy

Another way of saying going commando (for a male). Willy means dick. Your dick and balls are freely hanging when you go commando.

My favorite way to jog or do jumping jacks is while I'm Free Willy.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Willy Dance

This is when a male stands naked with his legs spread and thrusts in a forward and backwards motion making his spam dagger slap against his bare skin. This is often used as a dance of celebration and joy.

Girl with lip piercing: Do you guys want a 3 some?
Craig: Hell yeahhh *performs willy dance*

by TakeToTheSkies January 22, 2009

Willie Hayes

Defensive End for the North Central College Cardinals a Division 3 Powerhouse. Is known for his bone crushing hits and super human strength. Some people say earthquake are caused by the earths plates collided but it is actually when Willie Hayes drops his weights while he is Dead Lifting.

Wow, that kid is benching a shit ton, that must be Willie Hayes.
Is that a Tattoo on WIllie Hayes arm, or a weapon of Mass Destruction.

by Stingray A.K.A Big Diesel October 28, 2010