wesley keen

soccer asshole who likes to perv on girls and get fucked in the ass

Man that dude over there is such a Wesley Keen.

by PappaSmurf69420 October 29, 2018

Wesley

Aims to disappoint Taylor as a 24/7 gig…also sucks at guessing bingo themes

Me: Hey Wesley what’s the bingo theme?

Wesley: pumpkin

by Xxtot October 3, 2022

Wesley

A really white kid who is very annoying but you still tolerate him because he sometimes gives you snacks, and looks just like you, and is always talking about how important his dad is and how that makes him important too

Person 1: "That guy is so annoying"
Person 2: "Oh yeah that is Wesley"
Person 1:" That makes sense

by TheRealpoopiscoopi February 12, 2020

A Wesley

A broke friend that has no money ever and always comes out with a fiver

He will never want to pay for anything

Your being a Wesley

by She hood October 27, 2022

Wesley

A perfect man. The most perfect in the history of ever. The literal and actual best.

Wesley is literally so perfect.

by Kimberlynawtkardashian February 17, 2022

Wesley Weldman

A phrase synonymous with pure wit,wisdom and intelligence.In the country of Azerbaijan, it is a great honour to be called a Wesley Weldman

*A man called Tom has given an excellent speech*
Man:Wow did you hear that speech Tom gave?
Man 2:Yeah he seemed really Wesley Weldman the entire time.

by WesleyWeldmanFan January 18, 2021

Wesley

A wesley is an amazing guy who always has the ability to make you laugh . He is always there for people no matter what

A wesley is a very rare person to find .
He is very smart and sexy and has amazing hair . He has perfect hands and eyes you can easilly get lost in for hours . He is very good looking the kind of good looking that makes you drool . He is very lovable and he is very loving . If you ever find a wesley never let him go because he will change your life in many positive ways . He is the sunshine on a rainy day ♡

I really love Wesley

by Aliyah2004 April 1, 2021