Penis Wrinkle

When your sister doesn't make you a drink, but still asks for a tip.

Hey sis, don't be a penis wrinkle and make us a drink!

by yourinlover April 18, 2023

Shit Van Winkle

When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later

"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"

by GhettoLibrarian February 8, 2021

I'll be winkled

Used to express confusion or to admit your opponent to be correct; to admit defeat

BOB: I Found fart in a jar collection.
Me: I'll be winkled

by bobtheslobthebob February 27, 2021

Wrinkles

Something that other people have...

Everyone has wrinkles, except you.

by Azure Dragon February 10, 2010

winklepickers

big long pointy shoes, worn by leprichauns and irish folk alike.

"will you fuck my shoe" a common phrase in germany.

by Carlos August 11, 2004

Wrinkleton

An old person

I stopped playing bowls, it was full of wrinkletons

by gwlad October 6, 2010

wrinkle

Penis going down, being turned-off

Don't go near me, you'll make me wrinkle.

by o0lilazndemo0o February 9, 2007