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Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.
Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost
by 0xRage September 26, 2023
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British WiFi

An overpriced crap service that leaves you dissatisfied
Phone: no Internet connection

Person 1: the WiFi here sucks
Person 2: that's British WiFi for you
by creeperminer on tekkit legends November 30, 2021
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wifi

what da fuck is a wifi?
well im here to tell you
its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green

wait jizz is green right?
my dog loves to use my wifi.
by ur mom sex he he November 30, 2021
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Wifi

Whats's wifi?
by Digestive System December 7, 2020
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Norms' WiFi

When your internet connection is dogshit, just like Norms' WiFi. (If you have ever used Norms' WiFi.)
Man1: Aw dude I just went down to this baby Wraith, he's so bad dude.
Man2: Lmao you got Norms' WiFi dude your connection is so bad.
by doomsday.jpg October 27, 2020
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Outhouse WiFi

In the middle of nowhere, your modem’s

connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution in rural America, or hillbilly country: antiquated and slightly shitty.
- Typically serves as a noun or adjective to describe a high-ping and/or high-packet-loss —connection to city-based server domains.
Rural Boy: My G**damned connection is actin’ up tonight! I’ll be on the roof a minute.

City Boy: Sounds like you’re suffering from Outhouse WiFi, my man.

(Outhouse-quality gaming)
by yourpalVanguard February 18, 2021
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Wifi-Punk

An emerging sub cultural movement that is based on the integration of punk into the mainstream as well the emergence of punk in various music genres and subcultures that would otherwise remain the same. This is probably due to Hip-Hop culture becoming Mainstream culture and as did with rock and roll/ pop , punk was born as a rejection to that mainstream ideal. This is injunction with an internet run society that is inherently a dystopian world with utopian technology. Similar to “CyberPunk” but based more in reality.
To be used as an adjective to whenever is necessary. “This bar is very Wifi-Punk”
by ScoobySnacks4you February 23, 2021
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