my wifi laggin

the only thing that'll save you from school

Teacher: Why were you late to class!?
George: my wifi lagging these days my bad
Teacher: anyways Justin why did you say 1+1 is 11

by im in school lolz April 23, 2021

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Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.

Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost

by 0xRage September 26, 2023

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Gucci Wifi

Someone who has very good wifi and super fast connection on the internet.

Jason: Wow this is some gucci wifi... It's very fast!"

by datboi101lol April 19, 2021

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wifie material

When you see a HOT GIRL THAT YOU WANT TO BE YOUR WIFE EVEN THOUGH SHE DOSEN'T KNOW IT YET

MAN YOU SEE THAT CHICK OVER THERE SHE'S PRIMETIME WIFIE MATERIAL

by '70Boss 429 mustang March 24, 2023

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wifi chaser

An individual, often female, who hangs out with and flirts with someone in the hopes of obtaining their wifi password to serve their social media addiction.

Made popular by Bay Area rapper GingerJ.

"Dude, don't trust her. She just wants your wifi."
"Oh shit, yea I heard about an uptick in wifi chasers in the neighborhood recently."

by 4dollarscooter September 8, 2019

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