Donkey Whisperer

The art of complete and utter bullshit when talking to a jackass

Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.

by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019

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man whisperer

A beautiful intelligent woman that can train men and make them obedient to her. Men instinctively respond to her natural dominance and want to please her because she is so beautiful.

Niranjana is a man whisperer

by Mr. Bickle May 02, 2012

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Diddle whisper

When one wants to discretely evacuate the bladder through the diddle

Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."

Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.

He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."

by Captain Catsquid November 17, 2017

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female whisperer

a single man that can heal females, and can also make miracles happen for females

The female whisperer who is remarkable with females.

by MBC ACTION July 15, 2017

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Winter Whisper

When someone suddenly blows a cold breeze on someone else's hot and sweaty armpit, making him/her shiver. It is generally considered very unpleasant and nasty to give a winter whisper to a person you don't know, especially when in public.

- Sarah was very upset when Tom gave her a winter whisper, she even dropped her Schweppes.
- Yeah, we had a very awkward time, I didn't even know what a winter whisper was before that.

by WittyGolgi July 05, 2013

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